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    Default More crap from the local fanidiots here in Cincy...

    OK, here is more crap from the local idiots around here.... Now do you wonder why I hate the Bungles moreso than any other team?
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    WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR IF YOU MAKE THE TREK TO HEINZ FIELD SUNDAY...

    This guy, and probably 60,000 or so people just like him....



    1. Backwards Steelers hat. Not only is this more intimidating, but Ben Roethlisberger wears his hats in this fashion, so it must be cool. (Ed. note: it isn’t.)

    2. Incredibly corny, yet timely novelty t-shirt. Alternate shirt for game day: “On the Road to Sixburgh”.

    3. Duffle bag from a previous Super Bowl, thus letting everyone know that this ain’t his first rodeo.

    4. Colored, reflective sunglasses protecting his eyes from giving any clues about his motives. Hint: They likely aren’t friendly. Or legal.

    5. Gold chain, just to let you know that he’s got it like that.

    6. Superman tat. Why in the world would this guy feel the need to have a Superman logo on this leg? Ask your mom, bro — she knows why.

    7. Bluetooth. Because one hand is reserved for a Terrible Towel and the other an IC Light.

    8. Pencil-thin chinstrap. Much like how the male gorilla’s back hair is silver, this strap of facial hair is used to distinguish the male Steelers fan from the female. Despite this bit of brilliant evolution, there is still oftentimes confusion.

    9. Steelers tat. This guy loves the Steelers for life and now NO ONE CAN DOUBT THIS!

    10. Matching shorts and shoes. Because you gotta look good out there when you’re begging for autographs, am I right, ladies?

    *****

    Now here's something you don't see all the time, someone attractive in Steelers gear....



    Plus, the Steelers are too stupid to have cheerleaders so I have to find random chicks in their colors.

    I've convinced myself they're going to win. I've told myself that Rashard Mendenhall is good for a fumble. I've convinced myself that the Bengals' offensive line is up to the task, and that James Harrison, good for seven sacks since the last time these two teams played, can actually be held in check by Andrew Whitworth. I've told myself that the late-game sack against Ben Roethlisberger was a precursor to an afternoon of Cincinnati taking advantage of a average Steelers o-line and hammering him to the ground. I've convinced myself that the Bengals secondary eliminates the deep ball. I've convinced myself that Carson Palmer's increased mobility is going to pay huge dividends on Sunday. I've convinced myself that the Bengals have better special teams and that Cedric won't be great, but can be good enough against an outstanding rishing defense. I've convinced myself that I'll be tipping a cold one to the first place Bengals on Sunday night after a 24-20 Bengals win. I can't wait for Sunday.

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    What a bunch of idiots...
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    Typical Bungles ****.



    WEAK.

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    Default Re: More crap from the local fanidiots here in Cincy...

    I've convinced myself that whomever wrote this is grade "A" *******.

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    Default Re: More crap from the local fanidiots here in Cincy...

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    I've convinced myself that whomever wrote this is grade "A" *******.
    I'd agree....

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    Their hatred is merely an inversion of their own self-loathing. Sunday is time to reassert the order of the universe and purge Bizarro World.

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    Probably took a ****in bungle fan and photoshopped the whole thing.


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    Default Re: More crap from the local fanidiots here in Cincy...

    He did however, prefer a HOT Stillers Chick over the usual Game-Time Jacked Tooth Bunghole fair...

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    G -rated Preview of what Palmer will look like after the game and loss on Sunday only he won't be bleeding from his nose:

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    G -rated Preview of what Palmer will look like after the game and loss on Sunday only he won't be bleeding from his nose:
    I'm sure he'd prefer that over what Keith Rivers got facing the Steelers last year or what Carson himself got facing the Steelers in the 05 playoffs

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    I want to see the ice cream truck called in for choko c chickeno after Clark shows off his lethal hitting skill.


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    SOOOOOOO clever. Did Ocho write that ****? ...While wrapping presents to send to his NFL peers who outplay him year after year?

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    Enough said.

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    Default Re: More crap from the local fanidiots here in Cincy...

    I kind of feel bad for that guy

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    I kind of feel bad for that guy
    I feel bad for the thirteen little boys he has locked up in his basement.

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    G -rated Preview of what Palmer will look like after the game and loss on Sunday only he won't be bleeding from his nose:
    Will it be from his vagina??

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