Oct-11-2009, 02:28 PM #1Status :Rank : LegendJoin Date : Oct 9, 2009Posts : 23,379Threads : 3263Last Online : Nov-30-2015 @ 06:36 PM
MEET CAPTAIN DEFENSE.
Captain Defense is apparently an enthusiastic Ravens fan, who when he's not performing in his Village People cover group, faithfully supports his Ravens, and likely annoys everyone within three sections of his seats.
"You only have one life, and you will not get out alive. Make the most of your time and have no regrets." - Me.
Oct-11-2009, 03:16 PM #2Status :Rank : LegendJoin Date : Oct 10, 2009Location : Secane,Pa.Posts : 10,207Threads : 48Last Online : Apr-16-2017 @ 11:33 AM
How'd he work out for them today??lol
Oct-11-2009, 03:52 PM #3Status :Rank : WaterboyJoin Date : Oct 11, 2009Location : New ZealandPosts : 30Threads : 1Last Online : Apr-17-2010 @ 03:35 AM
That's all. Just wow.
Oct-11-2009, 04:51 PM #4Status :Rank : The EliteJoin Date : Oct 11, 2009Location : You need a ****ing canoe to get to it.Posts : 3,100Threads : 137Last Online : Jan-22-2014 @ 04:02 AM
This guy better hope he never has to take his ****ing computer into the shop for repair.
Oct-11-2009, 05:53 PM #5Status :Rank : LegendJoin Date : Oct 8, 2009Posts : 67,323Threads : 1817Last Online : Yesterday @ 08:36 PM
Wow... That is pure *** right there
Oct-11-2009, 07:27 PM #6Status :Rank : Major LeaguerJoin Date : Oct 11, 2009Location : at the nudie bar.Posts : 1,241Threads : 102Last Online : Jan-31-2015 @ 07:44 AM
Someone needs to put the fans that guy sits around out of their misery.
Anybody on the Ravens got a knife handy?
Oct-11-2009, 07:28 PM #7
He looks ridiculous. Just look at him. He's got pom-poms on his shoulders!
If we ever get a rats troll, that photo needs to be implanted as his avatar.
...ANOTHER good reason to ALWAYS look in the mirror before leaving the house!
Oh noes! Joe Flacco's unibrow has grown back - this sounds like a job for "Captain Defense"... plus his stylist/sidekick "Knobbin"!
There, it didn't take me long to lower the tone of the new place!
I've seen this knob slobber before, there is a pic around somewhere of him at some sort of Baltimore gay pride parade. Jesus, what the hell is wrong with those people?
Re: MEET CAPTAIN DEFENSE.
Last edited by The Keystoner; Nov-13-2009 at 11:38 PM.