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    Default MEET CAPTAIN DEFENSE.

    Captain Defense is apparently an enthusiastic Ravens fan, who when he's not performing in his Village People cover group, faithfully supports his Ravens, and likely annoys everyone within three sections of his seats.


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    How'd he work out for them today??lol

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    wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    That's all. Just wow.

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    This guy better hope he never has to take his ****ing computer into the shop for repair.

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    Wow... That is pure *** right there

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    Someone needs to put the fans that guy sits around out of their misery.

    Anybody on the Ravens got a knife handy?

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    He looks ridiculous. Just look at him. He's got pom-poms on his shoulders!

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    Someone needs to put the fans that guy sits around out of their misery.

    Anybody on the Ravens got a knife handy?
    Take your pick.

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    If we ever get a rats troll, that photo needs to be implanted as his avatar.

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    ...ANOTHER good reason to ALWAYS look in the mirror before leaving the house!

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    Oh noes! Joe Flacco's unibrow has grown back - this sounds like a job for "Captain Defense"... plus his stylist/sidekick "Knobbin"!

    There, it didn't take me long to lower the tone of the new place!

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    I've seen this knob slobber before, there is a pic around somewhere of him at some sort of Baltimore gay pride parade. Jesus, what the hell is wrong with those people?

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    Default Re: MEET CAPTAIN DEFENSE.

    I'm sure this guy is Ray "the knife" Lewis' choreographer for his homo erotic dance moves before every game.

    Those two rump rangers were made for each other.

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    Default Re: MEET CAPTAIN DEFENSE.

    Quote Originally Posted by kinsar View Post
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    I'm sure this guy is Ray "the knife" Lewis' choreographer for his homo erotic dance moves before every game.

    Those two rump rangers were made for each other.
    This brought the lolz. Thank you.

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    Default Re: MEET CAPTAIN DEFENSE.

    Quote Originally Posted by NKySteeler View Post
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    Captain Defense is apparently an enthusiastic Ravens fan, who when he's not performing in his Village People cover group, faithfully supports his Ravens, and likely annoys everyone within three sections of his seats.


    You suppose this Athletic Supporter... Cornholes Carson... As Brady Chokes on Carson???
    While RAY RAY and Flacco whisper sweet nothings to him???
    Last edited by The Keystoner; Nov-13-2009 at 11:38 PM.

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