Tell me this kid isn't a lock for March Madmen. And believe it or not it's in Hamilton County! Highlights underscored...





April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her [HIGH-LIGHT]4-year-old [/HIGH-LIGHT]managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer.

All kidding aside on the epic nature of this story, but this is one of the saddest things you'll see. He wanted to go to jail so he could be with his daddy. That's ****ed up!....