He's in a video for a song by Monica, who was last relevant a decade ago. In the video he's a guy who's faithful to his girlffiend, who is a bigger pain in the *** to Chad than Darelle Revis....
Chad Ochocinco stars in singer Monica's new video
By Lori Kurtzman • lkurtzman@enquirer.com
February 24, 2010

It seems we are living in a world where avoiding Chad Ochocinco may become impossible. Not that this is a bad thing.

As the Bengals’ resident noisemaker/entertainer mounts a social media campaign to worm his way into the Oscars – #get85intheOSCARS on Twitter -- we received word that Ochocinco is starring in R&B singer Monica’s new music video.

And, indeed, there he is -- throwing a football, wearing a suit, wearing an orange shirt and wearing no shirt at all -- playing Monica’s devoted husband as she sings “Everything to Me,” from her upcoming album “Still Standing.”

You can see the video, which officially premiered Tuesday night, at www.monica.com. It tells the story of a hot brunette threatening the happy union between Monica and her diamond-earring-clad beau.

Alas, this tale has a twist. Ochocinco is no Tiger Woods. The temptress is but a stalker, and Monica and Ochocinco take care of business in court. The hussy is hauled away by a bailiff and our lovebirds leave holding hands.

What’s next for No. 85? Teaming with Scorsese? Bengals reporter Joe Reedy is trying to get Chad on the line. We’ll update if we learn more.