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    Pizza hut pizza sucks, no wonder they're trying to advertise it as such.

    Seriously - how much better is Pizza Hut to frozen pizza?

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    Pizza hut pizza sucks, no wonder they're trying to advertise it as such.

    Seriously - how much better is Pizza Hut to frozen pizza?
    I'd take Pizza Hut every day of the week and twice on Sundays over Domino's or Papa John's.Now,THAT is some terrible ****ing pizza.

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    Pizza hut pizza sucks, no wonder they're trying to advertise it as such.

    Seriously - how much better is Pizza Hut to frozen pizza?

    Man, I havenīt had Pizza hut in at least 10 years. I donīt know if itīs the same or not as then, but it sucked.
    I usually went with a small hometown place, but they didnīt stay open too late, so if it was late, I would get Papa Johns or Pizza Outlet.

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    Yeah Les, those other pizza joints you mentioned are crappy but I always found that Pizza Sluts pizza to be way too oily. I won't eat Pizza Slut Pizza. Lol

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    LOLOLOL, it should say we have Pizza that nobody wants!

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    I'd take Pizza Hut every day of the week and twice on Sundays over Domino's or Papa John's.Now,THAT is some terrible ****ing pizza.
    Domino's - just eat the ****ing box it's delivered in, that's better.

    Papa John's - I haven't had that in probably a decade. I don't remember anything great or not great about it.

    I'm finicky about pizza. Gotta find a local place that makes it good. The chain stuff mostly sucks.

    We have a Fox's Pizza in our tiny town. They're not bad. Not great, but I can get a cheap meal out of them.

    Vincent's Pizza in Forest Hills - now that's the ****.

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    Since many here seem to be in mood to tell stories, itīs time for one of mine.

    Back in 1997, I had a coupon for 2 large 1-topping pizzas from Pizza Hut for $10.99. So, I ordered them. I was told it would be about 40 minutes.
    One hour and fifteen minutes later, no pizzas. So, I called. The manager apologized and told me they would be there soon and when they came, I was to tell the delivery guy to take 10% off the bill. The manager even told me his name to tell the driver so he knew it was legit.
    20 minutes later the guy shows up. I tell him what the manager tells me.
    So, this EInstein says, "Oh, OK." He thinks for a minute, then asks "Do you have a calculator?"
    I say "no." I wanted to see where this would go.
    SO, another 2 minutes pass in silence as Socrates continues to think.
    Finally, he lifts his head, looks me square in the eye, and says "$2.00."
    I donīt know how Plato came up with this figure, nor did I bother to ask. But, rest assured, I enjoyed my 2 large pepperoni pizzas for $2.00. With a $1.00 tip of course.

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    Since many here seem to be in mood to tell stories, itīs time for one of mine.

    Back in 1997, I had a coupon for 2 large 1-topping pizzas from Pizza Hut for $10.99. So, I ordered them. I was told it would be about 40 minutes.
    One hour and fifteen minutes later, no pizzas. So, I called. The manager apologized and told me they would be there soon and when they came, I was to tell the delivery guy to take 10% off the bill. The manager even told me his name to tell the driver so he knew it was legit.
    20 minutes later the guy shows up. I tell him what the manager tells me.
    So, this EInstein says, "Oh, OK." He thinks for a minute, then asks "Do you have a calculator?"
    I say "no." I wanted to see where this would go.
    SO, another 2 minutes pass in silence as Socrates continues to think.
    Finally, he lifts his head, looks me square in the eye, and says "$2.00."
    I donīt know how Plato came up with this figure, nor did I bother to ask. But, rest assured, I enjoyed my 2 large pepperoni pizzas for $2.00. With a $1.00 tip of course.
    A buck tip?

    You cheap bastard.


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    A buck tip?

    You cheap bastard.





    I donīt think he would have known the difference between a buck and a benjamin TBH.



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    When I was in college, we used to tip our pizza delivery guys with six packs.

    Never got pizza in less than 10 minutes out of the oven.


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    Pizza Hut sucks....

    ... Used to love the "pizza wars" each spring season while attending Pitt.... Everyone would undercut eachother on the prices, and we'd get pies for $3-$4.... Never tipped them with beer because we were already drinking generic beer (litterally... white can with black letters saying "beer").
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