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    Okay, I'll get it going. Give me your favorites...

    "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava,
    let'em go...'cause man...
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    "When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy."

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    "We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town."

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    http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

    ____ I don't know Jack Handey
    I liked the comedy routine of Rodney Dangerfield,
    Foster Brooks ... Talent long gone, but not forgotten



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    http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

    ____ I don't know Jack Handey
    I liked the comedy routine of Rodney Dangerfield,
    Foster Brooks ... Talent long gone, but not forgotten


    Hey Viz... Rodney looks a little too hot .... so I'll invite him and all the guys to my Pool.

    Drinking allowed only from paper cups...no Glass cups allowed.

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    About time Dom... it took you 20 minutes to post photos the way you learned from Viz.

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    About time Dom... it took you 20 minutes to post photos the way you learned from Viz.
    Doesn't matter how long it takes to post um, as long as they're posted and hot ... these guys like to get their blood circulating.
    EXAMPLE:


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    There's another job or problem for Kipper downsizing pics; else I use thumbnails


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    Today's Deep Thought:

    "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'"

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    Today's Deep Thought:

    "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'"
    God's Rain
    by Rod Smith


    God sends rain on the just and the unjust. I have often heard this verse quoted. It is almost always quoted out of context and completely misinterpreted. Rain is interpreted as troubles and trials. This verse is often used to explain why good people have to face trials.

    Maybe people think of rain as bad because it interferes with our camping and picnics. But these words were spoken to mostly farmers living in a land with low rainfall. They depended on rain for their survival. To them, rain was a picture of God's blessing. Reading the phrase in context makes it clear that Jesus is talking about God's blessings.

    "You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous." (Matthew 5:43-45 NIV)

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    Okay, I'm almost ready to give up on this failing thread!!! I guess nobody watched SNL in the 90's...

    One more for good measure:

    "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

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    Okay, I'm almost ready to give up on this failing thread!!! I guess nobody watched SNL in the 90's...

    One more for good measure:

    "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

    Many times I've found buried threads and brought them back for a second round and they do well.
    On times they don't do well at all, quite a few have gone down with just 1 or 2 postings.
    ____ Try, try again is all that I can tell you.

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    Thanks for replying VIZ!!!

    Okay, so it's a dud...and I'll own it!!! Just thought there might be someone with a savvy sense of humor around... I promise you I will not let it go away

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    I guess instead of trying to get a laugh, I'll post pics of broads in wet tees

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bton66 View Post
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    I guess instead of trying to get a laugh, I'll post pics of broads in wet tees


    Well..........

    We´re waiting.........





    Seriously, I enjoyed reading them, but I just don´t remember any of them to post.

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