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    An Open Letter to Wendi Nix, The Scoreboard Vixen
    10/19/2009
    By Elliott Smith www.outsidethepressbox.com



    Dear Wendi Nix,

    Oh, how you captivate us!

    No, we don’t really need to watch College Scoreboard Update – we see the scores and highlights all day during the games we're watching – but every Saturday we find ourselves flipping your show on to tell us everything we already know.

    Why?

    Because, especially since you put on those super-hot spectacles, you've become the slutty librarian (or naughty MILF) of our dreams, with the added bonus of hearing how Michigan State scored their third touchdown in that smoky voice of yours.

    I can even forgive your screw-ups here and there – yeah, that wasn’t actually Rutgers in those highlights, but who cares? The bun-and-glasses look you’ve got working these days is spectacular.

    Erin Andrews? Old news, as far as we're concerned, Wendi, plus we like our sideline reporters to have at least the pretense of intelligence.

    Oh, did we say something naughty? Yes, we will stay after school and write “Bobby Bowden Should Be Fired” 500 times as long as we're under your four watchful eyes.

    In fact, we think the show would be even better if they got rid of Robert Smith (so what if he’s a doctor?) and Todd McShay (merely a fantasy nerd) and just left you to your own devices.

    Perhaps you could put your hair down in one segment while discussing how the wind could affect that BC-Maryland game. Or you could tantalizingly hold your glasses with your mouth as you debate who will win the USC-Oregon matchup. Whatever you do is fine with us.

    ’Till next Saturday,

    Us
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    ****.... Had to move my own thread... ...I put it in the wrong forum....
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    So wtf is so wrong with Wendi Nix? Whats wrong with this ****? Probably 90% of the time she is fed what to say by the producers.

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    So wtf is so wrong with Wendi Nix? Whats wrong with this ****? Probably 90% of the time she is fed what to say by the producers.
    I think you misunderstood the article,bro.This guy is praising Nix.In fact,he was probably spanking it as he wrote it.

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    I think you misunderstood the article,bro.This guy is praising Nix.In fact,he was probably spanking it as he wrote it.
    I think I understood him pretty well. According to him, She ****s up a lot and is redundant and states the obvious but because she is good looking to him it's ok. A backhanded compliment.

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    He was not bashing her.... It was more of a "fan letter" borderline on stalking...

    .... I think she's hot!
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    I think I understood him pretty well. According to him, She ****s up a lot and is redundant and states the obvious but because she is good looking to him it's ok. A backhanded compliment.
    I disgree.If anything,he put down Erin Andrews by basically calling her a dummy.

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    MILF material? Y/N?

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    MILF material? Y/N?
    Ummmmmmm,YES.

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    Ummmmmmm,YES.
    Agreed, but only if she lets me blow some hot malt on those glasses.


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    Agreed, but only if she lets me blow some hot malt on those glasses.



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    I can even forgive your screw-ups here and there – yeah, that wasn’t actually Rutgers in those highlights, but who cares? [HIGH-LIGHT]The bun-and-glasses look you’ve got working these days is spectacular.[/HIGH-LIGHT]

    [HIGH-LIGHT]I think I understood him pretty well. According to him, She ****s up a lot and is redundant and states the obvious but because she is good looking to him it's ok. A backhanded compliment.[/HIGH-LIGHT]

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    I don't know,brother.All I see is him complimenting her over how hot she is.I think he has the hots for her.

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    I just don't like what he said. I don't like it. I'll have to stomp him for it! Plus she's mine!
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    I just don't like what he said. I don't like it. I'll have to stomp him for it! Plus she's mine!



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