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    San Diego Was A Naked Chick Playground...
    When I Was A Younger Man...
    Serving Days In The U.S.N...
    Without 100 Million In The Bank...
    A Group Of Us Traveled To Magic Mountain (An Amusement Park)...
    Alabama Played At The Fairground...
    The Revolution Was Newly Renovated...
    It Was A Grand Get Away From The Rigors of C School Training...
    One Cocktail Led To Another And Another...
    Panties Flew Left And Right...
    A Little Lick Here...
    A Little Lick There...
    Inevitably Led To A Little...
    Pokey Pokey...
    In The Va-Jay-Jay...
    Were It Not For A Busted Lucky Condom...
    That I Had Held Onto Since High School...
    And Her Borrowing A More Effective Trojan From Her Friend...
    Which Many Witnesses Witnessed...
    I'da In The End Got ****ed Harder ...
    Than She Got That Weekend...
    Later in The Week...
    I Was Called To Division Mast Where Charges Were Brought...
    The Next Week...
    I Was Brought Up To The Base Commander...
    I Stated My Case...
    She Borrowed The Condom...
    I Had Witnesses...
    Charges Were Dropped...
    Could'a Went A Whole Lot Different...
    All For A Crazy *****...
    Ridin' My Middle...

    Abject Lesson...
    Keep Your Dick In Your Pants...

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    San Diego Was A Naked Chick Playground...
    When I Was A Younger Man...
    Serving Days In The U.S.N...
    Without 100 Million In The Bank...
    A Group Of Us Traveled To Magic Mountain (An Amusement Park)...
    Alabama Played At The Fairground...
    The Revolution Was Newly Renovated...
    It Was A Grand Get Away From The Rigors of C School Training...
    One Cocktail Led To Another And Another...
    Panties Flew Left And Right...
    A Little Lick Here...
    A Little Lick There...
    Inevitably Led To A Little...
    Pokey Pokey...
    In The Va-Jay-Jay...
    Were It Not For A Busted Lucky Condom...
    That I Had Held Onto Since High School...
    And Her Borrowing A More Effective Trojan From Her Friend...
    Which Many Witnesses Witnessed...
    I'da In The End Got ****ed Harder ...
    Than She Got That Weekend...
    Later in The Week...
    I Was Called To Division Mast Where Charges Were Brought...
    The Next Week...
    I Was Brought Up To The Base Commander...
    I Stated My Case...
    She Borrowed The Condom...
    I Had Witnesses...
    Charges Were Dropped...
    Could'a Went A Whole Lot Different...
    All For A Crazy *****...
    Ridin' My Middle...

    Abject Lesson...
    Keep Your Dick In Your Pants...
    Shameless Bump...

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    Default Re: Any'ya Yinz Yinzers Ever Been Accused???

    Sounds like a typical weekend liberty in my Nav.

    I do disagree with your moral of the story though, I say don't keep it in your pants, keep it in your lover, just keep a witness with you at all times!!!

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    Default Re: Any'ya Yinz Yinzers Ever Been Accused???

    Moving this to the Beer Garden.
    "You only have one life, and you will not get out alive. Make the most of your time and have no regrets." - Me.

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    Moving this to the Beer Garden.
    ____ I might be curious as to where you moved this from ??!!!!

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    ____ I might be curious as to where you moved this from ??!!!!
    "Steelers Talk"...
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    Big Ben surely does find it difficult

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