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    Can't enjoy being outdoors because of all the **** flies everywhere outdoors. I sit on my porch for a smoke and in the time it takes to burn a Marlboro I have killed 8-10 with the swatter. And I miss about 1/3 of the time. Then the lil' bastages wait on and by the doors to zoom in the house whenever I go in or out. Same at work at the factory, hordes of flies coming in the plant. I hate bugs!

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    Ya know, Im nowhere near Wyoming and I've noticed more flies this year. My guess for me is that it's been warmer, more humid and drier this summer (2 months) than I can remember since probably the late 80's (I remember 1988 or 1989 being hot as balls)...

    Generally I like to grill out and have meals outside on the table. Citronella candles don't seem to be keeping the **** things away and I don't have a roof over my patio where a couple ceiling fans moving the air disturbs flies. Just been impossible to eat outside. As soon as they see food and no 400 degree heat from the grill here the bastards come
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    I hate em too I guess I am not much of an outdoorsman. Actually the flies don't even bother me that much. Before you know it it will be stinkbug season again. Those dumb things get me more mad than anything.

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    I used to do a lot of fishing at this lake in Perryopolis - Virgin Run. I think life spawned from that spot and not in Africa. There was all kinds of **** buzzing, crawling in the mud, sucking blood or worse out of you.

    There were these flies - pesky little ****ers, we called them brundle flies. They'd hit your head and in a nanosecond be crawling through your hair. Swatting them was useless, they'd take off and be back in your hair before you could wind up for the next swat.

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    One of the more disgusting insects on this earth! They're born in ****, they live in ****, and they eat ****! Their whole lives, as short as they are, revolve around ****!

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    One of the more disgusting insects on this earth! They're born in ****, they live in ****, and they eat ****! Their whole lives, as short as they are, revolve around ****!
    For a minute there I thought you were talking about stains fans.

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    For a minute there I thought you were talking about stains fans.
    I was. Isn't that what this thread is about?

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    There's some jackalope that lives down the street from me that hangs a Stains banner out of his second story window every fall.

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    Sounds to me like you need to get a ladder and a can of spray paint.

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    Can't enjoy being outdoors because of all the **** flies everywhere outdoors. I sit on my porch for a smoke and in the time it takes to burn a Marlboro I have killed 8-10 with the swatter. And I miss about 1/3 of the time. Then the lil' bastages wait on and by the doors to zoom in the house whenever I go in or out. Same at work at the factory, hordes of flies coming in the plant.
    I hate bugs!
    WHYY ...
    They DO serve a purpose and frogs luv um .


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