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    Isaac Redman is...The Most Interesting Running Back in the World.
    by svenhoek on Aug 22, 2010

    Referees have been known to flag him just to keep the game fair.

    Coaches from opposing teams have asked him for help with their gameplans. In the middle of a game.

    He once got tackled one yard short of the goal line, just to see how disappointment felt.

    He is the father to every child of a Bowie State cheerleader in the last 5 years.

    He contemplated playing for NFL Europe, but only decided against it because he would have felt bad for soccer players who would be put out of work by the sudden rise in NFLE popularity.

    Troy Polamalu lives vicariously. Through Isaac Redman.

    Chuck Norris has been known to make Isaac Redman jokes.

    Rugby players who have seen him play have been known to never make fun of the NFL again.

    Opposing players have been known to hand the ball to him, just to watch what he does.

    He once played on two teams at once. It ended as a tie.

    Isaac Redman is....The Most Interesting Running Back in the World.



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    'I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.'

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    He is the father to every child of a Bowie State cheerleader in the last 5 years.

    Who is he Antonio Cromartie or Travis Henry?
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    He is the father to every child of a Bowie State cheerleader in the last 5 years.

    Who is he Antonio Cromartie or Travis Henry?
    ... You're assuming that there are several cheerleaders from Bowie St worthy of fornicating with... Sorta like the Fighting Umpa Loopas from NW South Dakota St....
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    Found this over at BTSC... Just a little bit of humor for a slow Monday!...

    Isaac Redman is...The Most Interesting Running Back in the World.
    by svenhoek on Aug 22, 2010

    Referees have been known to flag him just to keep the game fair.

    Coaches from opposing teams have asked him for help with their gameplans. In the middle of a game.

    He once got tackled one yard short of the goal line, just to see how disappointment felt.

    He is the father to every child of a Bowie State cheerleader in the last 5 years.

    He contemplated playing for NFL Europe, but only decided against it because he would have felt bad for soccer players who would be put out of work by the sudden rise in NFLE popularity.

    Troy Polamalu lives vicariously. Through Isaac Redman.

    Chuck Norris has been known to make Isaac Redman jokes.

    Rugby players who have seen him play have been known to never make fun of the NFL again.

    Opposing players have been known to hand the ball to him, just to watch what he does.

    He once played on two teams at once. It ended as a tie.

    Isaac Redman is....The Most Interesting Running Back in the World.



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    Not much oxygen at 33,000 feet is there? This is why you're supposed to put that mask on yourself first, and THEN help your co-pilot.
    Thank you, thank you very much... I've always enjoyed experimenting with hypoxia....
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