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    Default Tavern Fantasy Football Smack talk. Week 2

    First of all after 1 week the Tavern North is definitely the JV division of the league.

    Right now, the matchup between Bton (Bastard Son's of Travis Henry) and me (Deff's Cheese Demons) has combined for a pathetic 64 points. (I lead 37-27) with his defense yet to play.

    How pathetic is this effort? Our combined totals are less than all but one of the winning totals of the other teams in the league.

    If I win this game, I will be 2-0 with a total of 4 points from my Running backs in two weeks and 5 total points from my active Receivers.

    So this shameful performance I give my whole team
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    Lol I have 185 points through 2 weeks and am in danger of losing this week depending on how well Reggie Bush does. Sorry beerman but I sewing a voodoo doll as we speak looking for reg to snap his ankle on the first play. I have SB aspirations!

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    I'm doing worse here than I am with my college picks...

    ... Kipper beat me week #1, and I need 35 points tonight to avoid a loss to Rippin' & Tearin' in week #2... But I DO have a gaggle of Saints in the mix tonight...
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    bdeff... I didn't realize it untill looking, but we go head-to-head this week... Prepare yourself for a slaughter of immense proportions!
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    Just don't hurt yourself by beating-up on me too badly!....


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    I'm geting beat in both the AFC and NFC and in my family league. The only thing good this week was beating the snot out of everyone in the college pick-em's since my NFL pick-em's can't be too hot looking

    I need 30 points out of Bush and Hartley to beat Benny in the AFC and need 10 points to beat (I think it's Andy in the NFC) which definitely shouldnt happen with him having Hartley and me Meachem going tonight.
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    bdeff... I didn't realize it untill looking, but we go head-to-head this week... Prepare yourself for a slaughter of immense proportions!
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    Just don't hurt yourself by beating-up on me too badly!....


    I have Peyton Manning and 11 other guys named Weegie Thompson.
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    I have Peyton Manning and 11 other guys named Weegie Thompson.
    I call your Weegie Thompson and raise you a Jabar Gaffney...
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    Lol I have 185 points through 2 weeks and am in danger of losing this week depending on how well Reggie Bush does. Sorry beerman but I sewing a voodoo doll as we speak looking for reg to snap his ankle on the first play. I have SB aspirations!


    WeŽll see what happens, but I donŽt expect Bush to get 11.5 points. Think you can put the voodoo doll aside for next week and give him a new name.

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    WeŽll see what happens, but I donŽt expect Bush to get 11.5 points. Think you can put the voodoo doll aside for next week and give him a new name.
    I'm hoping for a good 12+ points from Reggie Bush tonight 2 TD's, 1 of them over 50 yards, 100+ yards rushing, 150 combined ....
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    ... I need 35 tonight from Drew Brees, Devery Henderson, and the Saints defense...
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    I'm hoping for a good 12+ points from Reggie Bush tonight 2 TD's, 1 of them over 50 yards, 100+ yards rushing, 150 combined ....
    I wouldnŽt hold my breath.

    But, if he goes on to do just that IŽll buy ya beer.

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    Bush the *** is half way there. I am going to insert Deebo Harrison into this game.

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    The niners suck out loud lol. You win this round beerman. Wake me up when the coach flips out after the game.

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    The niners suck out loud lol. You win this round beerman. Wake me up when the coach flips out after the game.
    I thought I had it wrapped up after Bush got those points so early in the game. Ah well.

    Congrats on your win. See you in week 11.

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    I guess my voodoo worked lol. You guys don't have to make it so hard for me. I have like 160 points against ffs.

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