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    Default Morbidly Obese coaches dont win 'Superbowl' football games!

    Morbidly Obese coaches dont win football games!

    by Mechem on Nov 7, 2010 10:58 AM EST
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    I've been known to be an observational person. I can usually tell when I hate something and it stanks. And I find I often can pick up on certain trends that some people fail to notice.



    Today I bring you "The Truth." The Truth about morbidly obese coaches in the NFL. The Truth is, they dont win rings. Observe after the jump





    Originally I made this comment in jest after watching Andy Reid's retardation with playcalling against the redskins on sunday night. Watching him coach is like watching an abortion in slow motion. Its disgusting.



    It got me thinking, when was the last time a giant fat planet sized coach ever did anything?



    If you consider super bowl wins as the key factor, which I do, we will see an interesting trend.



    Our last champion was Sean Payton, a man with large brass balls and a relatively fit physique. Result, WIN

    Previously a certain Mike Tomlin won, and was never a chubster.

    The G-men's coach Coughlin probably could outrun half his players

    Tony Dungy, as much as he stanks, runs backwards on a treadmill every day.

    Bill Cowher certainly wasnt a fatty.

    Here is where it gets interesting. Bill Belicheck is not MORBIDLY obese. Hes just kinda got that old grandpa fat. Plus, he cheated. Notice in his last superbowl he lost by playing fair. So I think its safe to rule him out.

    Jon Gruden was a well built character

    Brian Billick wasnt a cow

    Dick Vermiel for the Rams could kick a lot of ***

    Mike Shanahan was no slouch

    Once again, Observe! Mike Holmgren won for the Packers. BUT he was not morbidly obese. What happened when he WAS morbidly obese? Why he lost to the Steelers didnt he.



    I could continue to bore you with every SB champion coach. But the truth is out there. Morbidly Obese Coaches DONT win super bowls. Even when Madden won, he wasn't the Turdunken devouring jabba the hutt he is now.



    History shows that when you are morbidly obese, you lose the super bowl. When you're not, you can win it.



    Why is this the case. I personally believe it comes down to two factors. Respect, and distraction.



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    Andy Reid is the most disgusting person in the NFL. I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the sidelines gnawing on a hoagie or a Lebanese salami with grease drooling down his double chin.

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    Maybe the Rooneys can do something about that like create a rule or something to get more fatties rings. And I don't mean onions .

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    Quote Originally Posted by LasVegasGuy View Post
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    Maybe the Rooneys can do something about that like create a rule or something to get more fatties rings. And I don't mean onions .
    When Andy Reid is slobbering over diversity it's all about the 12 different kinds of salamis and smoked meats on the buffet line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackandgold View Post
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    Andy Reid is the most disgusting person in the NFL. I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the sidelines gnawing on a hoagie or a Lebanese salami with grease drooling down his double chin.
    Rex Ryan is up there too.

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