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    Default A solution for our defensive conundrum...

    As I see it, the problem is that when a D player, say a linebacker, preferably with the letter J somewhere in their name, commits to a tackle, they can hit neither knees or lower nor shoulders and higher.

    In this age of genetic modification, there must be a solution... What to do, what to do...

    A-ha!

    Ladies, Gentlemen and Butch Wierdoes, I present:



    The Hummingharrison! This prototype of a new breed of linebacker will be trained to hover at an altitude of three feet above the field and at the start of the play, he will fly forward, pausing only briefly to adjust his approach angle, so as to avoid making helmet first contact.

    The catch is that we'll need a Gatorade store the size of Lake Erie, but I'm sure nobody's using that.

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    Default Re: A solution for our defensive conundrum...

    How about just making a simple adjustment to teams that light up our zone, by pressing man to man...physically (if possible, given our DB's)?
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