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    BULLETIN: Roethlisberger on DOUBLE SECERT PROBATION

    This just in from our New York Office. It has come to light that Ben Roethlisberger has been on Double Secret Probation since his return from a four game suspension early this season. Roger Goodell has told us that a little known codicil in the NFL constitution gives him the power to impose such a punishment whenever and wherever he sees fit. While on Double Secret Probation, no player may benefit from any type of penalty that would be normally called against an opposing player for an offensive against said player who is on Double Secret Probation. Did you get that? So for example, if Roethlisberger would get hit in the face, hit late, roughed up after the whistle, there would be no penalty called against the offending player. When asked about the penalty and ejection of Richard Seymour after he decked Roethlisberger, who had just thrown for a touchdown, Douglas C. Neidermeyer, the NFL’s Executive VP of Delivering Idiotic Communications, or D.I.C., said Referee Tony Corrente made an egregious mistake. “We’ve talked to him, and we’re sure he’ll never make a bonehead call like that again.”

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    I can almost believe that.

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    Default Re: BULLETIN: Roethlisberger on DOUBLE SECERT PROBATION

    'I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.'

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    Default Re: BULLETIN: Roethlisberger on DOUBLE SECERT PROBATION

    I have obtained "double secret" video footage of the meeting Roger Goodell conducted concerning Big Ben's "double secret" probation! Quite disturbing!


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    Default Re: BULLETIN: Roethlisberger on DOUBLE SECERT PROBATION

    Hines Ward said it best, "if your about player safety and protecting QB's then protect them ALL not just the one in New england or Indianapolis..." It's become a ****ing Dog and pony show this year for real!

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