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    Can ****ing blow me.That is all.

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    I'll second that. Hence, the reason for my signature.

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    I have figured that out in my rapidly advancing years!


    Joy to the world!!!!!!!

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    Never fails.Every time that something is looking up,something ALWAYS comes along to **** all over it.Story of my ****ing life.

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    In the words of Al Bundy: "So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
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    You come to embrace this garbage Les. Life is a mother****er and then you die.

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    Life is like a **** sandwich, some days you just wish you had more bread.

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    ... Been a tough season so far... Thought I'd handle some of this crap better, but I'm not... Oh well... Tough **** happens...

    Les, you know that you got a family right here and just a phone call away... Use it anytime...
    "You only have one life, and you will not get out alive. Make the most of your time and have no regrets." - Me.

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    If it's any condolence Les, my life of 54 years has been a series of big hopes and great starts. Which then turn into simple exercises in "how do I survive this episode of evil insanity?" Good buddies and a faithful, loyal dog are our best bets. At this point I have lost all my ambition and just try to survive and find brief moments of happiness in the midst of soul sucking drudgery. Just remember, we're all in this together pal.

    I suspect it's a process to prepare us to accept death by old age, if we a lucky enough to make it that far.

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    ... Been a tough season so far... Thought I'd handle some of this crap better, but I'm not... Oh well... Tough **** happens...

    Les, you know that you got a family right here and just a phone call away... Use it anytime...
    I called you last night,man.

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    If it's any condolence Les, my life of 54 years has been a series of big hopes and great starts. Which then turn into simple exercises in "how do I survive this episode of evil insanity?" Good buddies and a faithful, loyal dog are our best bets. At this point I have lost all my ambition and just try to survive and find brief moments of happiness in the midst of soul sucking drudgery. Just remember, we're all in this together pal.



    I suspect it's a process to prepare us to accept death by old age, if we a lucky enough to make it that far.
    yeah,it does suck,man.You hit the nail on the head right there.Funny thing is,99% of my bull**** stems from women.I am sooooo ****ing tired of getting ****ed over by them.Its regod****diculous!!!

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    Sincerely feel for you Les. Women and booze have caused 93.7% of the trouble in my life. The rest of the time I wasted.

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    Sincerely feel for you Les. Women and booze have caused 93.7% of the trouble in my life. The rest of the time I wasted.
    Thanks,Bones.That honestly made me LOL!!!!!

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    In the words of Al Bundy: "So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
    That right there may be the best quote EVER!!!!!I'm going to use that if you don't mind,WM??

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    Just so you know Les. just cause we finally catch our babe and actually persuade her to get married, well. It isn't likely it will get much easier dealing with the woman.

    They are all still women, before and after marriage. To keep them around and live tolerable you gotta overlook alot. Forgive alot. Don't ever show all your cards as women are attracted to a lil mystery. They expect you to be stable, don't mistakenly think that's in their job description.

    And try not to go bug eyed crazy too often over the bizarro things they say and do that make no frickin' sense at all. Expect it, babes have hormones and lots of em'. Actually it helps too to just feel sorry for them as they at times know not what they do. Just don't EVER tell them that. And alot of times when they act angry and nutty, they are actually just confused and afraid. Time for us to show character. This is who I am no matter what is going on.

    After an 'incident' as soon as it's safe, just hug them and say it's ok, I understand how you 'feel'. Even when you have no frickin' clue. Then go do something useful, wash dishes or start laundry. They love that. Forget the flowers and candy or cards. That's just in the movies. I've had those things thrown back at me. But no woman is gonna stay mad when you help around the house.

    Married over 17 years now to a lovely blue eyed tall swedish babe from Kansas... who can be difficult as as getting a skunk out from underneath your house. Craziest of all, I want and like having my babe around most the time.

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