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    Twas the night before Cleveland and all through the Burgh
    Not a creature was worried………….who fears a turd?

    For the fans in the ****hole, the mistake on the lake.
    Know tomorrow’s their superbowl, their season to make.

    The prayers were all flowing, like crap on the river.
    The Browns fans intent on destroying their liver.

    Stain fans were nestled all snug in their bed
    Watching the bobbing of their sister’s head

    Their mamma in her kerchief was dancing on the pole
    Their papa they don’t know, being conceived on parole.

    When out on the field there arose such a clatter
    The Browns lose again, Mangini will scatter

    Back to the norm, life in the bowels
    Looking up at Detroit, they should throw in the towel.

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    Lol did you author this one?

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    Scorchin' mate!
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    Lol did you author this one?
    Yep..........The kids and grandkids just left and I was in a poetic (drunk) mood!

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    Stain fans were nestled all snug in their bed
    Watching the bobbing of their sister’s head

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    Uncle daddy, why do the Steelers always kick our pathetic asses, and have we always sucked?
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    A true work of art!!!!!
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    OMFG! This is priceless! Stone... For... The... WIN!!!
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    Just read this now myself.

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    Awesome.....
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