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    DALLAS—Apparently unaware the Steelers had released him back in November, an intoxicated Jeff Reed appeared at the Super Bowl media day threatening to beat up the entire state of Wisconsin and claiming that he would kick a 138-yard field goal to win the game. “Green Bay, Milwaukee, Eau Claire—I don’t give a crap. I’m kicking their ***,” the defiant and drunk former placekicker told media members as they quickly shuffled past to interview players actually involved in the game.

    After urinating on several potted plants, Reed proceeded to current Steeler’s kicker Shaun Suisham’s table, sat down and began addressing reporters. “I want everyone to know that ‘Reed’ is not spelled this way,” he said pointing to Suisham’s placard. “But on Sunday, you will all know my name when I win the Super Bowl with a field goal that is over twice the current record!” Soon after, Reed was escorted from the premises but not before kicking multiple hand dryers in the bathroom, because, according to Reed, they called him "shank."
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    'I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.'

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    Default Re: Intoxicated Jeff Reed Appears At Media Day

    Nice. Thing is, I could see him doing this
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    Nice. Thing is, I could see him doing this
    It's not true?

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    Default Re: Intoxicated Jeff Reed Appears At Media Day

    I was actually believing this story till the last line. "Shank!"

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    Ahhh... Nothing like some Thursday morning humor... LoL...
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    BWAAH- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    Default Re: Intoxicated Jeff Reed Appears At Media Day

    LOL, why wouldn't anyone be surprised...funny stuff
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